This is for all the video game nerds out there.
Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight between the Madden Ambulance and Jeremy Roenick from NHLPA ’93? Or maybe Mario Vs. the Bison from Oregon Trail?
Yes? Me too and so did Patrick Hruby who wrote an article entitled “Greatest Video Game Character”.
This is a hilarious multi-bracket deathmatch to find who really was the best. Not only are the matchups great but the little one liners that Hruby uses to comment on each match are hilarious.
If you need any more encouragement to check this out here are few of my favorite match ups:
(8) Carmen Sandiego vs. (9) Bison from Oregon Trail
Whaddya mean the wagon can’t carry 800 pounds of meat?
(1) Kung-Fu Guy in White Gi vs. (9) Bald Space Marines
Sadly, the post-apocalyptic future of interstellar drop ships and cybernetic power armor does not include Rogaine.
(3) Wooden Crates vs. (14) First Aid Kits/Assault Rifles Just Left on the Floor
In all fairness, sometimes the first aid kits and assault rifles are inside the wooden crates.
(8) Madden Ambulance vs. (9) Gretzky’s Blood
Toughest matchup in the tourney. Ambulance gets the nod on sheer absurdity.
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